OFFGRID  —  by Zenolaunch

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An AI stand-in for your WhatsApp.

The product

Your conversations.
Your voice.
Without you.

OFFGRID works in the background — reading context, generating replies in your voice, and flagging anything that needs a human decision.

OFFGRID on iPhone 15

Your phone is always waiting.

Clients expect answers.

Friends expect replies.

Opportunities don't wait.

You deserve time away.

The problem is that the world doesn't stop when you do.

OFFGRID keeps the conversation alive.

It learns how you write.

Understands who you're talking to.

Remembers what has already been said.

And responds the way you would.

Not like AI.
Like you.

30+
Messages of conversation context read before every reply.
6
Safety systems protecting sensitive conversations.
0
Commitments made without your approval.

Four states.
One system. Always in control.

Message received
Ready To Work!
Replies flowing
Voice Training
Voice training
Now Relaxed!
Safety hold
Safety hold

From incoming message
to sent reply — in seconds.

Step 01
Message Received
Incoming WhatsApp message triggers OFFGRID. Context scan begins immediately.
Incoming
Step 02
Context Loaded
30+ recent messages. Relevant history. Contact notes. Everything needed for a real reply.
Memory active
Step 03
Reply Generated
Your voiceprint model produces a reply that matches your tone, vocabulary, and rhythm exactly.
In your voice
Step 04
Sent or Held
Routine conversations send automatically. Sensitive ones — money, plans, emotions — are held for you.
Your approval
01

Learns Your Voice

Train on your WhatsApp history.

Vocabulary. Humour. Tone. Timing. Sentence structure.
The result isn't a chatbot personality.
It's yours.
02

Understands Context

OFFGRID reads recent messages.

Searches relevant conversation history.

Recalls important details.

Uses contact-specific notes.

Because good replies require memory.
03

Knows When To Stay Quiet

Money. Emergencies. Relationships. Meetups.
Sensitive conversations are held for review.

Some moments deserve a human response.

Technology should give you time back. Not demand more of it. OFFGRID — by Zenolaunch

500K+
Messages Processed
12K+
Conversations Assisted
98%
Approval Rate
0
Missed Context Events
Pricing

$20
/ month

Everything included. No tiers. No upgrades. No complexity.
OFFGRID Plan
$20 / month
One price. One system.
✓
Full voiceprint training on your history
✓
Unlimited AI replies in your voice
✓
Per-contact rules and style notes
✓
Safety systems for sensitive conversations
✓
Live feed and real-time draft review
✓
Voice note playback and full chat history
Get Access for $20 / month
Cancel anytime. Your WhatsApp, your control.

Built by
Zenolaunch.

We build software that feels human. Products that work quietly in the background so people can focus on what matters.

OFFGRID was created from a simple belief:

Being unavailable should not mean being disconnected.

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